I was a meth head and a Walmart robber. I wouldn't take care of my kids or attend to any of my responsibilities in life. Then I played a game with you once and now I am sober from everything but weed and vapes, I work on a farm everyday, and now I just have a generally all-around more productive and fulfilling lifestyle that does not leave me and my family depressed and hungry.

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I spent €10 on your patreon, where my exclusive pics at?

This person munches on slimy poptarts what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mongrel.

Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference).