- strat shills are too much brainwashed to admit it.
- IT BUCKS THE HUM
- MORE GAIN. Single coil is clean LOL get that weak ass ♥♥♥♥ out of my face.
- NO DYNAMICS = no need to have machine-like picking style. Single coil players are cringed on their instrument to avoid the slightest mistake = NO MOJO NO ATTITUDE NO SEX
- BIG FAT MEAN PICKUP. Assert your dominance.
- MORE BASS = more indirect clitoris vibration
- MORE WEIGHT = more sustain. Sustain is directly proportional to ♥♥♥♥♥ harvesting efficiency. It has been PROVED by Carlos Santana.
- NO NEED FOR SSS. No fancy wiring and useless controls that just get your mind out of the scene. All you need is one big fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ humbucker in the bridge position as close to the string as you can get (you want to avoid "dYnAmIcS" at all costs). Everything else is superfluous jazz nonsense.