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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 8:58am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:04am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:27am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:41am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:41am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:26am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:37am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:54pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:04pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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