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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️
💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️
✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤
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\二つ加我兄弟
I had the unfortunate experience of spectating your CS2 matches, and I have to say, it was like watching a comedy of errors unfold in slow motion. Are you trying to set a record for the most deaths in a single round? Because if so, you're definitely on the right track.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but in CS2, the objective isn't to provide target practice for the opposing team. Your constant rushing into bombsites without any semblance of strategy or coordination is painful to witness. It's as if you have a magnetic attraction to enemy bullets.
Look, I'm not expecting you to suddenly become a pro overnight, but maybe consider taking a step back and actually learning the basics of the game. Because right now, you're about as useful to your team as a chocolate teapot.
Sincerely,
eros
I couldn't help but notice that your gameplay on CS2 is so atrocious, it's practically a violation of the Geneva Conventions. Seriously, subjecting innocent teammates to your reckless maneuvers and abysmal decision-making should be considered a war crime in the gaming world.
Your disregard for basic tactics and teamwork is akin to launching chemical weapons in a battlefield – it's just plain cruel. Watching you charge headfirst into enemy territory without any regard for your own safety or the objectives at hand is like witnessing a human rights violation in real-time.
And let's not even get started on your communication skills – or lack thereof. It's as if you've taken a vow of silence and decided to let your gameplay do the talking, which, as we both know, speaks volumes about your ineptitude.
Consider this a plea for mercy from your suffering teammates, begging you to spare us from the horrors of your gameplay.
Sincerely,
eros
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Ice Spice & Drake open their lockers
and envelopes flood out
Drake: Ladies there’s only one of me haha
Gunna opens his, no cards
Gunna: Sigh, maybe next year
Drake rizzing up the baddies in the background
2 hours later in gym class with Mr Ross
Rick Ross: Alright class today we’re practicing the griddy, I’m going to pair you up.
Mr Ross scanning the room and making pairs
Rick Ross: Gunna and JID!
They both blush and go to practice
JID: Heh I’ve never done this before
Gunna: Don’t worry, if you trip up I’ll be there to catch you!
JID attempts to griddy and trips into Gunna’s arms, they look into each others eyes
JID gulps
Gunna: I told you I’ll be there for you…
JID: Did you… uhm.
FYI: if you pick the dream sequence in the scene selection option, it never "goes crazy"
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