It's a (((complete mystery)))

Believe me when i say there is very little i like more than two boys kissing, i look at it frequently, but this one? its bad

I clicked on details just to see if someone got offended from this review, and I was right,

Maybe because that's the whole reason of this dlc? Nah, must be the gay conspiracy to conquer the world.

I got an agenda to put your head in a vice grip fella

Man yall learned the word "agenda" and aint shut up about it since

The agenda of wanting me to watch those 2 characters kiss, i dont want to see it, because its cringe tier. Those 2 characters suck because they are in a poorly written game, and for what ever reason they are forcing me to watch the scene where they are kissing, when they dont do that for anything else in the game. Its clear they have some agenda, idk what it is, but it stinks.

Wait, what "agenda" are you talking about? This whole DLC is just about 2 guys getting married (literally on the cover art). What's this scary agenda you speak of?

I also call myself sissy, which is sexxy

I can call myself what ever i want. And I dont like the story in the games, i like being able to skip the cut scene if i want to, and im usually able to, and im happy with that. So when theres one that isnt skippable, i notice that. and it makes me think 'why are they doing this?' I dont care if the characters are gay, thats great even, but it reeks of pushing their agenda on people.