I GO OUT AND FACE THESE SCUM.
THEY LITERALLY CRAWL OUT FROM UNDER ROCKS. 🪨
THEY HAVE GREEN LOOKING SKIN 🐸
AND THEY RUN 🏃🏻 🏃‍♂️ AROUND SCREAMING “WE LOVE SATAN 👹, WE WANT TO EAT BABIES.” 👶 🍴
I HAVE THEM ON VIDEO. 📸📸

sarcastic tends to be my middle name. people who try too hard get on my nerves. be yourself. mary sues piss me off. be creative please. i've never been a fan of sonic. kill la kill is best anime. police officers are cool don't ♥♥♥♥♥ about your ticket okay? i try to be cool all the time and utterly fail but that's okay with me. my favorite shows include Sirens, COPS, Orange is the New Black, Modern Family, Family guy and NCIS.

♥♥♥♥♥ salad

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

WHY AM I YOUR ONLY FRIEND ON THIS PLATFORM LOL

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