Recent reviews by Hosing

good

game is mediocre
dev decided to start smoking meth

honestly, this game is a mixed bag but I would probably recommend against it unless you REALLY REALLY like grindy games.

it feels like they initially made this into a mobile game with microtransactions, but forgot to remove the ridiculous timers. everything also seems built to not only waste your time, but the characters time. everything has a timer when it should be nearly instant: crafting things, skipping days, research. these are not passive most of the time as well, you have to personally spend 5 seconds chopping a log, then splitting it, and then adding the fixtures with nails that also took 5 seconds to craft. it is needlessly mind numbing.

one of the worst parts of the game has to be research especially, where in order to gain research points you need to host an event on a specific day of the week. most other games you could simply skip the day 6 times in a row in order to grind it out. this game? no way! you have to do something every day, as you only sleep until your energy is depleted, so you have to find stupid stuff to do until either: 1. you waste 6 days worth of energy or 2. you build a structure that lets you just timeskip after researching enough.

but oh, surely mods might help? no. a lot of the mods for this game are either no longer supported for the current update, or are unavailable, especially the QoL ones.

like i said before, if your favorite part of mobile games is watching the timers tick down, this is the game for you. if you like a grind, possibility like OSRS, this game also might be for you. if you want something to actively engage you while being a grind, I would strongly not recommend it.

IT IS A VERY COOL AND EPIC GAME! I WOULD RECOMMEND TO ANYONE WHO LOVES A HEARTY LAUGH HAHAHAHA

good

besides the walking

this game is really good

cards for this game cost nutzo amounts

Super slow, runs terribly, and has next level delays when you select units. Almost all of this game is broken or put out before it was finished.

so many ♥♥♥♥♥

the game is just playing bejeweled

exept it lasts 20 minutes

i could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make a turkey before a giant gets to the other side of the planet