i'm your one-sized, fits-all favorite friend. put me in your pocket and take me with you. don't forget to feed me! i need my exercise just like everyone else. i think you'll find i'm a very low-maintenance favorite friend. i don't need much. just a little bit of some food, and a little bit of some clothes to put on my-- clothes to put on my body... i wash my hair with cookies and milk! for my shampoo, just give me some cookies. i will crush and crumble those up and squash them into my head. that's my shampoo. for my conditioner, a small handful of milk! milk! milk! milk! i;m your one-sized, fits-all favorite frend.