y did vuldemurt kross teh road?

nobodey nose


horry puttor drinkeng gaeme: chug teh whole bottel wen doby dies becuz u need it to numb teh pain


Graduated top of my class from Hogwarts school of Bitchcraft and Misery


vuldemurt iz lyke an teenage gurl. he has an diarey, an tiara, an speshul cup, an pet he adorez, nd an obsesion wit an famous teenage boy.


malfoyyyyyy has 11 letturs.
so does punk asz bich.

coinsidence? i think not



911: "helo dis 911."

doby: "ya sum bich stabd me in teh chest wit an throwin nife."

911: "dam bruh we sendin hella ambulences ur way."





i crash my invesible car into teh wompeng wilow.
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i dunt caere.
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i luv it