If Ana has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ana has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Ana has only one fan then that is me. If Ana has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ana, then I am against the world.

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
Female
Age 18-23
Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)
Willing to do as I as I ask
Have an IQ lower than mine (113)
Have 0 male friends
Cook 3 meals for me a day
Be willing to split to bill on a date
Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)
Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.
Have sex with me as I ask
Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
Ideally not have a job
Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points
I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

Why do you say "mucho" to a Spanish person when you first meet them? It just means a lot to them

Just another uwu boy* (´• ω •`) ♡

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅