ooey gooey cheesey goodness
big brain   Santa Cruz, California, United States
 
 
So theres a chick in my class I like; unfortunately im quiet, calculated and intelligen and she likes big dumb jocks. SO anyway one day me, her boyfriend and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her "big and tough" boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand quint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practice out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. "They gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is teh child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and see what she had missed before, where she had looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare.
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eh. its ok. not really.
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evilcuh 19 Oca 2020 @ 17:41 
So theres a chick in my class I like; unfortunately im rough, savage and brutal and she likes stupid nerds. SO anyway one day me, her boyfriend and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her "genius" boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand quint my eyes and step forward pulling my massive penis out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. "They gun is only 400 years old, while the penis is teh child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her nerd boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and see what she had missed before, where she had looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day.
♫ 𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑎 14 Nis 2019 @ 20:12 
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ooey gooey cheesey goodness 2 Oca 2018 @ 20:14 
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