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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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14 hidden achievements remaining

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