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So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

Io, se ti lascio questo telefono adesso, e tu mi dai 250 euro, io te li riporto domani, te ne do anche 280 - 300 e tu mi ridai il telefono indietro. Se io non te li porto, tu ti tieni il telefono. Mi dai maximo 1-2 giorni. Io adesso esco di qua, punto solo una cosa: a fare soldi. Perché questo qui, posso dirti una cosa? È il mio cuore che ti sto lasciando. Se io te lo lascio ti chiedo soltanto una cosa col mio cuore: di non accenderlo, di non guardarlo, di non toccarmi niente. Perché se lo accendi, tocchi, mi guardi qualsiasi cosa, mi incaz*o peggio di tutti. Se le cose mi vanno bene, ti ricompenso ad alto livello. Se vuoi togliere la pellicola per dare il controllo devi essere sicuro al 100% di quello che ti ho detto, perché anche questa pellicola, anche a lei ci tengo

So I went into work and I started working. I decided to install Among Us to play, right? But my boss was walking by and said "Hey, why are you playing video games on the work computer?" I said that I was playing Among Us and asked him if he was uncultured. He told me to get out so I said "Quit being sus." And I did the funny imposter is sus grin you guys know? And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. So I pulled out my ♥♥♥♥ and said "Look at this little spaceman!" I took off my pants and ran around the office with my ♥♥♥♥ flying around. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. I said "good imposters get butt humps." He screamed and punched me. I ran out work not wanting to work with a bunch of REDDITORPHOBES.

So you're going by "Black Harolds Boy" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Gunzerker with black HaroldsOggi alle 13:40
non si rubano le copypasta altrui comunque
non è molto xqcL

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also am very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her.

Anche tu sei il mio migliore amico =)

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

-rep f*cking gay bro

Un gruppo di persone si e presentato all’esame per la patente di guida. Il 70% di `
loro ha superato l’esame. Le persone del gruppo che non sono state promosse sono 7 donne e 8
uomini.
Da quante persone era formato il gruppo che si e presentato all’esame?

Auto blu, corro con il mio fra
Lei messa lì, io messo là, non tornare in città
Brum-brum, quello Zip sembra un Supermotard
M-I, c'è il mio fra, arriva in cinque minuti
Il suo booty parla in slang-slang, non sarà per sempre
Danza danza sui miei Balmain, sa che vengo dal niente
Jessie, Jessie attenta a quelli, non parlo con la gente
Che qua chi tradisce osa, cosa fa per questo cash?
Na na ni, na na na na

-rep Quando sono morto durante il mitico scontro con l'ender dragon mi ha rubato il loot e ha finito il drago senza di me

+rep Ha fatto la farm di api nel mio server minecraft

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Pesto Boy:
scusi professore

Good cs player, also has the rarest skin "Badante ucraina"

nice guy

Yes girl plz add me u so cute

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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If your avatar picture is anime or MLP your opinion counts for 1/3 of a normal persons opinion.

Papa Franku filthy frank ?

Di sicuro non l'ho detto io (il tuo nick)

I'm a simple gay, I see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ writing a comment and i send a can-i-♥♥♥♥-you request

I'm a simple guy, I see steam as favorite game and I sand a friend request

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Di chi state parlando, lo voglio conoscere.

porello un cazzo, l'account che gli vale 184190824901 euro

POOOOREEEELLOOOO

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da notare cosa ha scritto divin

xD XD i tuoi commenti fanno ridere i cani morti immezzo alla strada ammazzati da jason xD xD

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Deleted friendship because of xDxD

Ma è solo un gioco eh!

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i have crippling depression

Ehi ! That's pretty good

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frank is life <3

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