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w2ls 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm 
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saber 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34am 
(´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡
therightshartinthewrongmart 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm 
147,670hour damn you got no chill
milo 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:49pm 
ggs paulsen. was fun playing with u and against u. (badwater)
camille 14 Sep, 2022 @ 4:45am 
14,767hour damn you got no chill
Scooby Kenobi 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05pm 
14,767hour damn you got no chill
fish100 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05am 
Paulsen is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "coming 4th, but then cutting Dave". He also has a second little known tactic of "coming 4th again, but then losing to muma". What an absolute legend. Top 4 demo for sure.
slide 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04am 
<3
atten 29 Apr, 2022 @ 11:35am 
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doom 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am 
[7:00 PM]
Dhat ZombieSfakah IV:
i do love the baby dickl
enrith 19 Aug, 2021 @ 9:11am 
Hi, do u think is worth to go constantly for years for the gym and train hard, if on the end-game/meta im gonna die ?
therightshartinthewrongmart 13 Aug, 2021 @ 2:50am 
lol
✪ mayoman22 -iwnl- 31 Jul, 2021 @ 11:31am 
I'm a 46 year old dad and I absolutely love playing this with my 13 year old son. Don't get caught up over losing loot to a bunch of zergs, it's just part of the game. Let your kid set the destination, or decide to attack a base, or a ship and just have fun being naked survivalists for an evening. I take the role of a base builder and keep us on our feet, he likes shooting weapons and is an excellent shot.

An awesome game to bond over, and a great way to talk about how to not be a jerk online, how to deal with disappointment, how to work as a team when you make alliances, and how to be a gracious winner. He loves to help new players, will upend a planned evening to help some newbie with starting gear. Great game to play with your kids.
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✪ mayoman22 -iwnl- 9 May, 2021 @ 11:39pm 
b4nny is like Joe Bident, Loose election but cheat to win instead!! Much unfairness. STOP THE Count!
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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.
ⓕⓐⓜⓘⓛⓨ ⓖⓤⓨ™ 19 Feb, 2021 @ 10:51pm 
helo paulsen u play tf2
heheheh
therightshartinthewrongmart 15 Feb, 2021 @ 7:01am 
only play free games LOL. poor
doom 31 Jan, 2021 @ 4:55am 
Kendra_KayKay: paulsen still trash whats new LUL
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InkQ † 31 Dec, 2019 @ 11:19pm 
Happy new year !! :sfsmug:
vfourna 10 Oct, 2019 @ 7:21am 
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ai 10 Aug, 2019 @ 2:45am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
^unr34L 25 May, 2019 @ 6:36am 
paulsen more like penison
temp54182171 15 Mar, 2019 @ 11:18am 
ape
Stunts 6 Jan, 2019 @ 7:38am 
Team Fortress 2: last played on 5 Dec, 2018
Needs 1 minute of silence every year from here on.
coo0ki 18 Dec, 2018 @ 3:14am 
hey there! just stumbled upon your profile and saw that you were... WOW... the captain of Jasmine Tea! Can you teach me how to play scout? I heard you are a heal heavy player, just like my idol b4nny <3. Please teach me the ways of the blackhole.
a frog in its pond 27 Nov, 2018 @ 5:43am 
OhMyDog Paulsen please bark for stream OhMyDog
fish100 18 Nov, 2018 @ 1:00pm 
Yo Dis one DOPE ASS MASH. Gotta Give Props Man. One Love, One Peace (((d-_-b)))
temp54182171 27 Oct, 2018 @ 1:39am 
🅱aulsen
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temp54182171 12 Oct, 2018 @ 8:02am 
Guys I need help, 2 weeks ago I downloaded Minecraft on my computer just for kicks cause I haven't played video games in a few years and loved it when I was 12 and now I'm addicted and can't stop playing. I've already lost my job and have been kicked out of my house because of it. I haven't eaten in 3 days because any time away from Minecraft is ridiculous. I lost my girlfriend because I was too busy playing Minecraft to notice her texts and calls. Lost my entire music career because I had to delete FL Studio to make room for Minecraft so it would run faster. And lost my car because I left it unlocked and didn't pay attention to who asked me for my keys cause I was too busy defeating the enderdragon. My parents call me a disappointment but they simply just don't understand. Nobody understands.
fish100 11 Oct, 2018 @ 6:05am 
im gay
barnjake 24 Sep, 2018 @ 8:52am 
hello, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat.
temp54182171 25 Aug, 2018 @ 9:38am 
Jasmine. Curry Deity
󠀡󠀡 13 Aug, 2018 @ 1:04pm 
i like ur new pic you look very handsome.
GeohBONGO 13 Aug, 2018 @ 5:43am 
Beflockt von einer Nase !!
Raiin 5 Jul, 2018 @ 7:04pm 
i bet you have a bowl cut
󠀡󠀡 3 Jul, 2018 @ 10:30am 
11k what a nerd
ⓕⓐⓜⓘⓛⓨ ⓖⓤⓨ™ 9 Apr, 2018 @ 8:48pm 
✏ PAULSEN ✏
fish100 30 Mar, 2018 @ 9:57am 
p
ⓕⓐⓜⓘⓛⓨ ⓖⓤⓨ™ 1 Mar, 2018 @ 10:26am 
11:57 PM - flyingbuddy: U ever acidentally finger a girl to hard
temp54182171 27 Feb, 2018 @ 7:35am 
Paulsen: i love ♥♥♥♥