stand back my friend, this company is getting LETHAL!!!

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Translation:
(I do quite apologize for my inadequate English. That faithful day i was on my way to deliver Mr. Nipple's allocated banana allowance for the day, as luck would have it, i felt quite famished as i strolled down main street, as such I decided to help myself to a succulent fruit of the Musa Genus. As i started to unpeel the Musa paradisiaca, half of the magnificent fruit fell on the ground.
"I horrible omen" I thought to myself. And as chance would have it, it was sadly right. *They* did not let me see Mr, Nipple, they were agitated, clearly hiding something, it was later announced that he died.)

apology for poor english
when were you when mr nipple dies?
i was sat at home eating butter when pjotr ring
‘nipple is kill’
‘no’