BACK THE F--K OFF
knocking over my wife

This ones for you Alan.

It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom.

So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just four years.

Adam - I'll have mine sunny side up ;)
Sunniside - WAT?
Adam - My eggs baby, my runny eggs!

He never knew what hit him. He was fine but the mystery remains.

"What did hit me?"

Any hot water Mrs. Viney?

Chick the pay back,
Chek back the pay.

chuik

pay

chicken

Pay the chicken back, back,
Pay the chicken back,
Pay back the chicken back,
Do the chicken payback

And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars

Holdin' me back
Gravity's holdin' me back
I want you to hold out the palm of your hand
Why don't we leave it at that?

Leave my Mrs out of this

William Hill slags...

👀 MADE YOU LOOK 👀

Be a billionaire soon butt so ill upgrade my PS2 then!

Just checking my ability cards

You're a Towel

Change at Warrington Bank Quay. You have no one to blame but yourself.

There's something on the wing...some..thing..

Mrs. McGrath lived on the shore
And after seven years or more
She spied a ship come into the bay
With her son from far away

"Oh, Captain dear, where have you been
Have you been out sailing on the Mediterranean
Have you news of my son Ted
Is he living or is he dead?"

Now then came Ted without any legs
And in their place, two wooden pegs
She kissed him a dozen times or two
And said, "My God, Ted, is it you?"

"Now were you drunk or were you blind
When you left your two fine legs behind?
Or was it walking upon the sea
That wore your two fine legs away?"

"No, I wasn't drunk and I wasn't blind
When I left my two fine legs behind
A cannonball on the fifth of May
Tore my two fine legs away"

"Ah, Teddy, boy," the widow cried
"Your two fine legs were your mother's pride
Them stumps of a tree won't do at all
Why didn't you run from the cannonball?"

With your too-ri-aa, fol-did-dle-di-aa, too-ri-oo-ri-oo-ri-aa

This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilised age.
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic.
Before the dark times... before the Empire.

Parli Italiano and tune into an Italian radio station

Your profile gets the 45 seal of approval

Tom Jones song

'How the wind howls!' he cried. 'It is howling with wolf-voices. The Wargs have come west of the Mountains!'

Noin!

Hinkle?

Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West end town
Call the police there's a mad man around
Running down underground
To a dive bar in a West end town

Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.

Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what your worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right though
At night she's screamin'
I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind

We'll see who takes the glory from this field! LEEEROYYYYYY JENKINGGGGSSSS!

I'm a buy you a drank (Then I'm a take you home with me)
I got money in the bank (Shawty, what chu think about that? Find me in the gray Cadillac)
We in the bed like (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

QueenofHinksHOF?

Mouth Wide Open

O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain.
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away.

now with added extras

she doent want his msml ♥♥♥ he wants my bog back

Of all the gifts you've been sending me, I've gotta say -- this one got me the wettest.

You know who I am ?

What you cannot know is where i came from, what I once was.

If you knew that, i imagine you would've made different choices today

You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!

If you like the taste of a lobster stew
Served by a window with an ocean view
You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things.

take the good, you take the bad,
You take them both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life

O, I got a sister, she's nine feet tall. Weigh, me boys, to Cuba !

I always knew there was something wrong with ya! Ever since John Andre sent me to this backwater. And now I'm sure he will live to regret his decision, because I have found what he was looking for after all. You and your plucky young freedom fighters; the tavern wench, the smuggler, the cavalry lad and the farmer who can't catch a harvest... all of Georgie's bastard children.

Before departing, I sent a message to the captain of the Scarborough.
I told him where I was headed, and I told him where he would find you.

See, you gave up your men for 30 pieces of silver. A Connecticut dragoon unit filled with apple-cheeked young boys fresh from their mothers' bellies, fighting for freedom, fighting for you. And you gave them up to John Andre. And Andre fed them to me. And we slaughtered them like dogs.

I can't actually believe all my posts are from you Wilkinson!

Then came the war, old sport. It was a great relief, and I tried very hard to die, but I seemed to bear an enchanted life. I accepted a commission as first lieutenant when it began. In the Argonne Forest I took two machine-gun detachments so far forward that there was a half mile gap on either side of us where the infantry couldn’t advance. We stayed there two days and two nights, a hundred and thirty men with sixteen Lewis guns, and when the infantry came up at last they found the insignia of three German divisions among the piles of dead. I was promoted to be a major, and every Allied government gave me a decoration — even Montenegro, little Montenegro down on the Adriatic Sea!