Shoutout to all the baddies who unfriended me during my edgy, misogynistic, ableist, chauvinistic, bigoted, hypocritical, narcissistic, elitist, condescending, egotistical, red-pilled, incel-adjacent, fake-woke, wannabe-alpha, toxic-masculinity-preaching, pseudo-intellectual, hustle-culture-worshipping, crypto-bro-posting, MLM-defending, Andrew Tate-quoting, mansplaining, conspiracy-believing, anti-vax-flirting, flat-earth-considering, astrology-hating, sanctimonious, superiority-complex-fueled phase—add me back, I’ve deleted my podcasts and am officially in my wholesome, therapy-attending, emotionally-available, accountability-embracing redemption arc.

mommy
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no he cant touch ur nipples