If I were to be in the Vietnam war I'd be a choppergunner although I gotta say there is something that just can't be replaced about being one of those poor son of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down there with two tanks of kerosene strapped to your back, liquid fire pouring all over the VC, man in the dark pajamas, formidable opponent indeed, popping out of one of his spider holes soaked with rice paddy, ain't no human in this world harder to ignite with your flame tosser than one that's been seeping himself that deep in rice paddy wearing one of those triangular hats that's supposed to keep the rain off ya...