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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 4:23am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 5:30am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 6:18am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 3:34am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 5:26am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 10:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 6:07am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 3:25pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 8:06am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 7:27am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 4:16am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 3:24pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 1:37pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 7:12am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 1:48pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 2:08am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 4:00am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 9:53am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 10:01am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:20am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 8:07am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 6:42am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 5:22am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:35am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 11:17am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:12am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 10:11am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 9:51am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 8:07am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 9:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 2:02am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 11:11am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 2:34am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 3:01pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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