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Recent reviews by Gurt

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2 people found this review helpful
735.9 hrs on record (462.3 hrs at review time)
Do you ever feel like your abusive dad doesn't hit you hard enough?
Have you wondered what it feels like to be in a toxic relationship, with someone that doesn't actually love you?
Well, R6S is the game for you!
After just a couple hours, the game will make you devoid of emotion, make you feel like there is nothing to look forward to anymore.
Just when you think your life has hit a new low, BAM there goes Blitz's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flashbang again. Oh, you thought that was the end of it right? Nah, here comes Ying with her little hacky sack of permanent eye damage. You better hope they don't have a cav either, if she catches a whiff of your sweaty, redditor neckbeard team-mates, your location will be exposed for the next 17 years. Hell, my dad might actually come back when the timer expires.

tldr: it's pretty aight, I'm addicted :)
Posted 11 January, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23.1 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
KEKW
Posted 30 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Meh
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
The game only costs 2 EUR, even less during the sales and boy oh boy is it worth it. You can finally channel your down syndromed spazzes into a game, with other mentally challanged people. It's a comedic blast. Big gay.
Posted 13 January, 2018. Last edited 21 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,058.3 hrs on record (1,682.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
After 1.700+ hours, I can honestly say that this game used to be good. However they haven't done ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to make it a better experience or just fix the game in general. Their MM is so bad, that people actually funded SEVERAL, external orginasations to make a better MM experience, with 128 tick server, hitboxes that work and an actual queuing system that works and doesn't put you against smurfs, hackers or just down syndromed team mates. They turned a good game in to a flawed, incomplete game that generates money and nothing else. No wonder it's dying.
Posted 30 September, 2016. Last edited 8 October, 2017.
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