Hi, i am Creakle's friend and i want to ask, Will you friend me? I have a small ammount of friends (including Creakle) and i can only be happy with about 16 friends, Thanks, goodbye, you can know that i am friends with him by checking my steam friends list, reply by commenting on my profile!

really dumb russian

Hey chief, I got your message, glad to hear back from you. You know I always said that Wanda is a ♥♥♥♥♥, you should've never dipped your ♥♥♥♥ in that. I know that feeling guts on your tip is thrilling, but them females will ruin your life. Sidenote, I met this really beautiful chick outside Hooters last night. It's one of them femboys. You get the best of both worlds, the coochie and the brotherhood. You should've seen the clit on that thing, that ♥♥♥♥ looked like one of the commercial beans. You know I will marry, but this female feels like the right thing. Unfortunately I can't see you any time soon, the feds are all up in my business, they've labeled me as one of them "superspreaders" whatever that means? Yeh I spread, I have big testicles so what?

Love you
-Glizzy

Hey man, just checking up on you. How's the kids? I recently went through chemical castration due to some bogus claims from the feds. Supposed to be shooting blanks now but I think I have some swimmers caught in the pipe if you know what I mean haha. Anyways, I'm really down on my luck and I was wondering if I could crash on your couch? Just for like a month till I get back on my feet? Nice talking to ya man

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