HersheyCactus » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
540 of 637 (85%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:18pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:18pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:23pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:01pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 4:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 10:22pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:17pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:03pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+7

7 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked