Recent reviews by Unc

CONGRATULATIONS! 99 Nobles out of 100 were impressed!

Worth.

Most people spend half their time spamming the lobby text to speak
And that alone is worth the buy

I really wanted to make this work.

I got it for multiplayer pub games. After 2 days of starting lobbies... I've only been able to play 1 game longer than 30 minutes.

People either leave and disconenct or crash, or I crash, or everyone loads and a bug causes a turn to take 5 minutes -- then everyone quits.

It'll be patched -- maybe, eventually.

But multiplayer is aids as a pub.

its lit

comfy masterpiece

Sent thousands of humans through a portal to be mass-blended. would Recommend.

Its a don't buy.

Worth $20 if they fix all the AI bugs.

Here are summaries of how a few games went.

1. Was force feed the captain to prove I'm not sus.
2. Started as the captain and blew up myself and 2 others accidentally and made friends simply because Im the captain
3. Had an argument on who can punch open doors the hardest. I lost and was shot in the head - and framed.
4. Made 4 pistols able to defend against anything, only to die to hunger.
5. Argument in lobby led to a brawl - crew lost within two minutes.
6. Spent a whole round contributing only food and wood, and we won.
7. Did the same, but with only coal - and we won.
8. Did the same as the captain, but stayed on the boat to make sure we could always inch along ... and we won.
9. Near death, crawled back to the ship only to be carried away and around the artic like a babby by a traitor until I died.

Like the first one - except cleaner