Yo, I'm Herald11 and I play mvm. I am not fond of gas pyros, non f4/f1 players, and rage heavies. If you are kicked by me and you join back, you usually will have another chance to improve unless you were using gas. If you want to see apes seething about me, check out the youtube results or the tf2 leddit

I started playing MvM about 17 years ago, took a long break of 3 months, and started playing back last year, I currently have 7049 two cities tours and play from time to time in between devoloping tacobot.

While not among the oldest MvM players, I have witnessed the gamemode evolve over time and have forged my own opinion its playerbase.

MvM has a reputation for being toxic, because it is. I kicked 58793 players in 2022, and probably would beat this record this year if I spent the time I do with devoloping TacoBot on MvM instead.

However, I believe that each player in MvM has the possibility to enjoy playing without the fear of being kicked, because at the end of the day, people get kicked for what they are doing in-game. I know most of the high tours in this game can count on less than a hand the number of people 'kicked for no reason'

After a year of painful server cleaning, multiple Steam Community Bans, several cоcks in my аss, and a fair share of hate threads and comments. I have decided to raise the stakes and clean MvM from trash once and for all, with tacobot being the first brick to the project and eventually leading to RetryBot, a fully autonomous scalable bot able to retry spam MvM servers worldwide.


MY STATS
People kicked for playing Pyro: 506
People kicked for playing Pyro AND Gas passer: 945
People kicked for playing idle medic: 98
People kicked for being anti-tacobot: 1012
People kicked for being straight/cisgender: 3927
People kicked for arguing: 723
People kicked for being apes: 7717


MVM RULES

1. No fun allowed.

2. Loot is the only thing that matters.

3. Press F4 immediately when the round ends or you will be kicked for slowing down my tour.

4. No medic, scout, pyro, demoknight, pill demo, non-beggar soldier, or spy under any circumstances.

5. No speaking unless you are asked a question, in which case you will promptly and politely answer.

6. No buying resistances, health on kill, canteens other than crit, or similar useless crutch upgrades.

7. If you allow yourself to die, you will be kicked.

8. If you allow your buildings to be destroyed, you will be kicked.

9. Unbind F2.

10. Understand that I am the greatest MvM player who has ever lived or will ever live, and that I don't need you. Playing with me is a privilege, remember this.


BEST QUOTE EVER

Herald11: Just do yourself a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ favor and uninstall the game entirely, stupid ape. We Gods own the entire gamemode, and we decide if apes like you are worthy for the loot or not. You will bow down to us Gods and obey our every commands, or else we Gods will destroy apes like you on the last wave!