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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 2:17am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 2:59am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 5:59am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 5:16am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 10:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 7:42am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 9:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 4:57am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 9:31am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 4:58am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 7:41am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 8:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 8:25am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:38am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 2:41am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 2:10am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 8:41am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 9:38am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 10:27am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 8:18am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:51am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 10:17am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 8:31am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:16am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 6:28am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:27am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 2:15am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 11:16pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 4:47am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 2:17am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 11:00am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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