Recent reviews by Highly Intoxicated Muffin

Never before have I been so intensely shaken to my core by such a piece of art.
Instantaneously, the moment the game launched, I was overwhelmed, physically, mentally and sexually, by the amazing graphics and intricate character development. Although there was no story plot intigrated into the game, the story told through the eyes and body language of your character is one more heartfelt, more enlightening and more powerful than could ever be expressed with words. As for the game, its pay-to-win nature is one that may seem cheap at first, but upon further examination I feel that it speaks for the average American's consumer desires, and it satirically symbolizes how deep down all of us really have no true need for money, as it cannot replace happiness. This game does an immensely wonderful job of solidfying my point as the more money you spend purchasing very worthwhile weapons such as the "noob harvester" (a name that many fail to realize illustrates how all of us are, at heart, "noobs" at life and are simply meandering throughout our existence seeking purpose) the more happiness you gain overall. These are but a few examples of many illustrating how this game all-in-all, is a beauty of a game to behold, as it is both entertaining and enlightening while it unravels the mysteries of the universe.











This game is ♥♥♥♥.

Great game. Bit too short.

Great game. Too addictive.

Very addictive quick-play game