Papa
John   United States
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I am a very important man.
-I hold first place in the backwash boogaloo 4 years running.

-I have alzheimers.

-My arch nemesis is the infamous Barry Spaggot (He blew up the vegas strip).

-My dad single handedly took down Spagooly Joe and the scooter gang.

-I have a pet glove I call Dave. I feed him rocks and ground beef through his finger holes.

-My alter ego lepper larry can be found in your boo's bedsheets.

-I have alzheimers.

-Slip your hands down my pants and it'll feel like your brushing a horses' teeth.

-Dont test me or my bedazzled heelies. [i.pinimg.com] :csgob: O :Y: :jobsim_hand:
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Thinly 25 Aug, 2024 @ 5:27am 
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Thinly 20 Jul, 2024 @ 5:40pm 
I jerk it a LOT
Starling 11 May, 2024 @ 1:45pm 
How's mama's little pogchamp?
Thinly 23 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25pm 
I jerk it a LOT
xBunnii 23 Jun, 2021 @ 3:55pm 
*kisses in dutch*
ryuohh 3 Jun, 2021 @ 6:46am 
HEY DAD UMMM UR PROFILE BACKGROUND IS SETTING OFF MY ANTI VIRUS CAUSE ITS SO COOL ANFD DANK UMMMM PLEASE CHANGE IT????