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Vampire Survivors for FTL fans.

Really hoping the devs put more unlockables, better synergies, and take a note from their contemporaries as they continue to build out and update this game! Balance is a little skewed at the moment and I'd love to see more defensive options, as well as more "events" (like the way Asteroids, Caches, and Mobile Bases currently work).

What a f'ing crybaby.

Awesome game!

Really can't wait for the DLC to come out where you get to punch The Evil Ex and Her Twitter Followers!

Remove Good Boy for being too good.

Edit 2/7/2023: Shoutouts to Sam Bankman-Fried! Enjoy your jail time while I play your Auto Chess card game your company funded!

Don't buy until they patch the AI, or if you have 3 dedicated friends willing to play every time you boot it up; every mission being a gamble of your AI actually doing anything kills a lot of the experience of playing Sandbox mode.

Mechwarrior 4 Mercenaries is still the best game in the franchise.

Nothing is more fun than getting 500 Data points above everyone else in the game by working your butt off to cover as much of the map as possible then dying with absolutely nothing to show for it because everyone decides to teamfight around the end-of-game ship, and the devs never heard of The Cycle and don't understand that when you get in the dropship it should allow you to leave the stupid match with your score, instead of having to fight for 5 full minutes against every other living team in the game as if it's your fault for not running around and just killing players, which, if you did, would have outleveled you and have crafted better shields than you.

This is some of the most schizophrenic gameplay I've ever seen, and it's somehow just as bad as the closed alpha. Devs, please fix.

Also the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphical bugs, slowdown, freezes, and constant pop-in issues are laughable and worse than the closed alpha somehow.

Don't spend any money or time on this piece of crap game until the devs completely overhaul this pile of crap into an actual fun, playable, working game.

To everyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about the Research systems, PVP imbalance, and all that crap my heart goes out to you.

Titanfall 3 died for this

I give this game a 57.4/60.2GB

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Final Strike Games has finally made something every Chinese person can buy! There's no blood or gore, bright Overwatch-puke-inducing art assets, and a soundtrack that sounds like it was made by Illumination Studios! There's no cleavage, every female character's ass is flat as cardboard, It's a $30 game that they quickly backpedaled and decided it was a $5 game, but crammed a Battle Pass in it so fast it almost gave me whiplash.

Pros:
It's probably available in China!

Cons:
-Some characters are outright better than others in terms of abilities and movement.
-Game plays like ♥♥♥♥, getting combo'd on 1v2 by members of the enemy team is unavoidable even with the highest caliber of skill, and will result in you being thrown out of the game environment and watch your ugly ass Fortnite character slowly float back to the arena for a few seconds.
-Some characters are OUTRIGHT BETTER THAN OTHERS IN TERMS OF ABILITIES AND MOVEMENT.
-In two full hours I couldn't find a text-chat function, or a "talk to the enemy team" function.
-This game wants your money, bad. Even if you paid for it, a Battle Pass, an ingame rotating-items shop ala Fortnite/Apex/Pick Your ♥♥♥♥ will ensure that you continue to waste your money on VBu- sorry, Fuel, and buy the mis-matching cost items to ensure you always have too much or too little money in your piggy-bank-fuel-tank.
-Can't pick what you queue for. Want to play CTF? ♥♥♥♥ yourself. Want to play KOTH? ♥♥♥♥ yourself.
-Forced tutorial, twice. You get to do the tutorial-tutorial then a practice match. Tutorial doesn't teach you ♥♥♥♥ about gamemodes/maps.
-A level 21 player kept trying to capture our ball in Rocket Ball in our own goal.
-SOME CHARACTERS ARE OUTRIGHT BETTER THAN OTHERS IN TERMS OF ABILITIES AND MOVEMENT






tl;dr you want a fun game to play with friends which is a shooter, is free, and is good? Play The Cycle on EGS (I know, I hate it too) before Epic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills it. That game is fun as ♥♥♥♥.