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Thwomp 30 Oct @ 7:25pm 
I got a Roblox chat message. The username on the message said ‘Mary312.’ My Roblox GF’s name... It’s ridiculous, couldn’t possibly be true... That’s what I keep telling myself... An offline player can’t write a message. Mary312 left the website three years ago. So then why am I looking for her’? Our ‘special place’... What could she mean’. This whole bloxburg server was our special place. Does she mean the park on the lake? We spent the whole day there. Just the two of us, staring at the water. Could Mary312 really be there? Is she really online ... waiting for me?
Thwomp 13 Sep @ 3:56pm 
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Heinz. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Heinz. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Thwomp 24 Aug @ 4:18am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Thwomp 12 Jan @ 11:35am 
No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Heinz. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Heinz ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup
Thwomp 10 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10am 
I'm gonna sub to your onlyfans just to steal your contents and repost em here in this steam profile so everyone can watch em for free lil bro 🙏🏽😸💀☠️☠️
Thwomp 11 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05am 
Hey👋 you lil' piss baby👶, you think🧠 you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool?😎 Huh? You think🤔 you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough??🏋️ You talk a lotta big game🏈⚾️ for someone with such a SMALL TRUCK❗🚚❗

Aw,😊 look at those arms.❌💪 Your arms look so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute.🐰🤗 They look like lil' cigarettes.🚬 I bet I could SMOKE you.🚬💨 I could ROAST you.🍗 And then you'd love💖 it and you'd text me "I love😍😍you" and then I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GHOST you!👻😂
Thwomp 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:07am 
Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called David received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" No one has found his body yet... because he is with me! The story is true you can research it on google
Bye 11 Sep, 2020 @ 4:46pm 
Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept
Salvation_Falcon 24 Feb, 2018 @ 11:03pm 
The most peaceful streamer of the year award gose to Heinz92 !