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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 10:52am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:17am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:08am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:06am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:05pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:45am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:57am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:16am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:21am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:22am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:15am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:14am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:50pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:55am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:16am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:53am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 12:53am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:14am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:42am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:17am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:14am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:11am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:50am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:03am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:24am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:43am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:06pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:03pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:17am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:15am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:54am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:21pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:16am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:43am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:50am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:56am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:53pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:57am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:34am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 10:53am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:18am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:51am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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