Omg hai ^_^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!! <3333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!!!!!!>.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!! Nyaaaaa!!!

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i still want to bang zero two the suffering is unbearable. My zero two dakimakura is completely covered with my semen i can't see her anymore it isn't enough i need an intercourse with zero two in real life i'm tired of jerk ing off to her pics every night and cry under my blanket please donate me approximately 50000$ so that i can buy a "Triple A+ quality skinlike silicone zero two with vibrating hot real like va.gina+anu.s+mouth with recorded by her japanese actress special moans free shipping included™" i require that to reach my dream one step closer. Now if you excuse me i have to go crawl under my bed and cry as usual thank you for reading have a safe day and think about donating me 50000$ to make my dream come true.