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wow. This game is truly a work of art. I highly recomend picking this game up. Really makes you think and dig deep in your thoughts. A complete masterpiece. Memorable characters and great storyline, this will surely remain in my top 3.

goat

[Entry 1]
As the airplane ride is going every so smoothly, I hear a sudden noise. It sounded like a minor problem, but little did I know I was crashing into "Hell". I sat in my seat telling my little one "Its Ok" but I could see the fear engulfed in his eyes. I felt adrenaline run through my veins. I looked out the window. "Oh no" I spoke catching my breath. The plane was going down. "BROOSH" The plane had crashed. I slowly open my eyes to see my son has been captured by these "Native Tribesman". I'm too petrafied to move. I lay there helplessly realizing there is no hope for my son. Now I must walk the path of the Warrior. But in order to walk I first must crawl.
[Entry 2]
I plop out of the plane and see supplies awaiting to be picked up. I scavenge the area and pick up an axe, some rocks, sticks, some sort of smartphone, and a weak spear. I thought to myself. "If I'm going to die here, I'm not going to die a loser. I'm going to die a warrior." I walk a bit more north and I see a beach, I approach it and see a bunch of Beer Bottles and starfish. I then see one of the "Native Tribesman" I observe him and see what he does. "I'm not alone" I say. I see him munching down on a human; so now was my time to escape. I run into the woods and keep running till I see no one.
[Entry 3]
I'm getting used to it now. I took a stick caught some fish, killed some rabbits and lizards. I gathered a lot more sticks and rocks and even made a hunting shelter. But I still know this is not enough to save me from the horrors of those creatures. But I still do not know if they are friendly or not, and I do not want to find out yet. I set a campfire and cooked some fish for the day. I devour it in less than a minute. Yum. I plunged inside my shelter and fell asleep. "Goodnight World" I whisper.
[Entry 4]
I awaken to the sound of birds chirping. I stretch my arms and see its sunrise. I walk a few steps until I notice this "Female Native Tribesman" I stare at her for 30 minutes and she flees. "Maybe they are friendly" I say, I was wrong so very wrong. After about 5 minutes I realised she went out for reinforcements. As I see them coming closer I run. I slip and fall off this cliff assuming it was my death.
[Entry 5]
I wake up bruised and injured from my fall. I wake up in some weird cave with point rocks and people hanging upside down. Scared and afarid I sit there thinking about where I am. Then, I took action. I start walking with my lighter though I was still scarce of light. I see the Tribesman digging into what could've been me. I turn of my lighter and slowly walk. They see me. I drasticly Run with my axe out and break this wooden barrier. I see a bunch of Suitcases and beer bottles. I trip and fall. One of the bites deeply into my arm. I'm painted in blood. Despite my leg and arm injury I flee and see some light. "I'm free I'm FREE!" I say in my mind. I run out and see this is just the beginning. My life is now in The Forest.

11/10 GOTY

Hands down best game I've EVER played. Its funny, epic and gives you that tangy feel when you play. I would say if you had the money buy it. its amazing 10/10

> I was only 10 years old.
> I loved TF2 so much, I had almost all the weapons I wanted.
> I would leave my computer on for hours, Just to get a few drops.
> Then I got my first hat, The gibus.
> Suddenly everything changed.
> I no longer cared about playing for fun, I only cared about the 'hats'
> I "borrowed" my mommys credit card and bought more hats.
> I had so many hats, I loved them all.
> But then someone traded me, I accepted.
> They offered an Unusual for all my hats.
> It was so sexy looking, I put up all my hats and traded.
> But no Unusual, He scammed me.
> I lost it all.
> I was so sad I cried for hours.
> Later that night I prayed to Gaben for my hats back.
> I went to bed after praying.
> I felt warm.
> I looked behind me, It was Gaben!
> He said "This is Gabe Newell" and handed me a Burning TC.
> Then I woke up, I was wearing my Burning TC and I was naked.
> I saw Gabe leave through the window, he looked back at me and winked.
> Hats are love. Hats are life.


TF2:
10/10 Best hat simulator 1981

I ate a zombies arm and died. 10/10

Garry's Mod is the brainchild of Garry Newman, who wanted to create a physics-based sandbox based on the Source engine which also allows other players to create mods for the game too. So the game has a truly MASSIVE amount of variety. In singleplayer, you canbuild your own NPC arena, populate it with conflicting characters and watch them kill each other. On zombie survival, be a human fighting for your life while a zombie horde slowly infects the rest of your band of survivors. On Trouble in Terrorist Town, take control of a 'Traitor' Terrorist, and collaborate with other Traitors to wipe out all the 'Innocent' Terrorists, either through the use of a suicide bomb or sniping each innocent off, one by one. And in the excellent Dark RP, a multiplater role-playing mod built for the game, you start of as a citizen, but if you wish you can choose a different job, such as a police officer and take on crime head-on, or a mob boss with a gang the size of everyone in the server called 'The Tunnel Snakes' who own the cops through successful blackmail and bribery, or a sadistic gun dealer who's only pleasure is to kill everyone he sees, or a hobo and beg for money, or a hitman charging $100 per kill. Or in the fantastic ''Prop Hunt'' where you either start off as a hunter and fend your way to slaughter all props which hide,or be a prop and hide hoping no-one will find you-personally this and Trouble in terrorist town Are my favorites.-Or just be a citizen and build. The game is fantastic, with the only flaws being the aged (but highly forgiveable) graphics and the occasional glitches and LUA cache errors. But I don't usually judge games based on minor technical problems. I judge them on the experience I've had with the game. And mine was fantastic.9.9/10 .1 Off because lua errors,Otherwise great game,Great!I recomend it,seriously buy it now if you havn't.