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“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
― Bob Marley

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
― Bob Marley

“Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?”
― Bob Marley

“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.”
― Jack Herer

“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.”
― Bill Lee

“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.”
― Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I couldn’t find a single confirmed overdose death.”
― Dr. Sanjay Gupta

“Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt.”
― Tupac

“Everything is better with a bag of weed.”
― Stewie Griffin

dalej mi sie nie chce

[Kamera przesuwa się na Skauta BLU ciągnącego za klamkę. Żołnierz odpycha go i wprowadza cyfry do klawiatury].
Żołnierz: „Dobra, dobra, mam to. Odsuń się synu. Jeden, jeden, jeden, uhh, jeden!”.
Skaut: „Idziemy, idziemy, idziemy!”
[Ciężki BLU biegnie w ich stronę i do drzwi od tyłu].
Gruby: „Nadchodzę!”
[Gruby podbiega do Skauta i Żołnierza, wyważając drzwi za pomocą jego miniguna. Gruby biegnie w stronę walizki, przewracając przy tym Skauta i Żołnierza. Skaut podnosi się z podłogi, podczas gdy Gruby opuszcza broń].

[Rozlega się dzwonek alarmowy. Z głośników dobiega głos Administratora, a na tablicy zapala się duży napis].
Administrator: „Alarm o intruzie! Czerwony Szpieg jest w bazie!”
[Kamera przesuwa się w dół, by pokazać żołnierza BLU czytającego tablicę].
Żołnierz: „RED Szpieg jest w bazie?”
[Żołnierz chwyta strzelbę i zbiega po schodach].
Żołnierz: „Hut hut hut”.
Administrator: „Chroń walizkę!”
Żołnierz: „Musimy chronić walizkę!”.
Skaut: „Yo, trochę pomocy?”

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Hazzy, chujowy mecz i aim, ale nie bój sie, na moim TikToku znajdziesz wiele porad jak być lepszym :)

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ty gówno wiesz gówniarzu ja od 23 lat jeżdżę po Europie i wożę towar żebyś mógł się ♥♥♥♥♥ nazerec i na czym usiąść nawet czym dupe podetrzeć zero... zero szacunku do Kierowców i starszych ludzi 10 lat magnumą jeżdżę uzeram się z magazynierami i co dostaję?!! ,,nikt nie zauważy. nisz ♥♥♥♥♥ rzucam to robote w pizdu pierdole ide na emeryture a wy zginiecie z głodu i od gniewu Bożego

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electric bill but instead I bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he whooped my ass. But a couple days later, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside our house was a brand new car. We all cried,especially me, because the car was from the electric company. They were there to cut off the electricity, then my dad whooped my ass again

Dlatego trzeba je walić na pizde

19/01/2019 22:54 Zdzichu przeszedł DOOMa

Widzę Zdzichu, że DOOM ci się spodobał.

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W naturze Zdzicha jest to by sie przypierdolić

olsztyn

50 sex szopów ♥♥♥♥♥ ale dobrego miesnego nie ma

tego sie w polsce nie je

mateusz zjebie nikt nie wie co to jest, nie bulwersuj sie

co to ♥♥♥♥♥ jest panczetto

You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar.

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This man is a real hero! I remember fighting with him side by side against nazis in France in 1944. This man killed 47 germans using only his butter knife. One day he saved my life when artillery shell was heading towards me, he covered me with his muscular body. Next day he was doing push ups in our camp! He did 420. Which was our squad record. Another day we were attacking small french village where germans were hiding. Everyone was scared, but not him.

He said: "Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing ♥♥♥♥. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. So keep moving.

And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper-hanging ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hitler." and then he rushed first building with his M1911 and hand grenade in his mouth. Everyone followed him. One hour later we we took over that village from nazis hands and he was banging two beautiful and thankful french girls on the hay. He is our hero and legend. The man without whom we couldn't win that war. God bless America and Hazzy!

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