Recent reviews by 󠁳⁧⁧hayleyhatesyou

A little overpriced but incredibly fun. Both sides are balanced, yes there is RNG, but it comes down to skill at the end of the day.

Worst community I've ever seen

5/5 10/10 thumbs up. this game was crafted with love

"With headlights flashing
And dragon wings flapping
A streak of lighting across the sky
They race towards each other
To embrace one another
Forever soaring high
Horn honking
Scales gleaming
Together roaring passionately
Exhaust cleaning
Tires squealing
As they both orgasmed into --- space !"

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality.

How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more so much more than you were before.

If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe it is this...

What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience it leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world there is time for us to become our greatest selves as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

this game does not get a participation prize from me just because there is one developer.
first puzzle has been broken for six years.

seek girl 1 was one of the best games i have ever played
seek girl 2 is the worst game i have ever played.

No ahegao involved

this game consumes my discord life

I started playing this game when I was ten years old. I am now 21.
It's a love hate relationship. Add me if you remember Keo ;Kiss