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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:32am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 2:03am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:49pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:08am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:24am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 6:46am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:29am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 10:16pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 5:43am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 6:39am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:49am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:14pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:37am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:46pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 4:05am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:26am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:14am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:00am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 5:16am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:21pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:17am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:07am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:22am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:52am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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