Recent reviews by HawaiiMark

Banana peels help you more than guns in this game.

I almost played 160 hours of this game and I still haven't written a review. I'm gonna do that now.

I don't care if you find this review helpful or not, I'm just gonna say that it's good and it worths your money.

C'mon, there's a reason why I played the game this much.

The SWAT's quotes are just pure gold.

Killed a bear who's wearing sunglassess and dancing at the party while the SWAT team is on the scene.

Murder weapon? A horse.

10/10 would kill the bear again.

I feel terrible now

Well, the game gives you a lot to do. Like carrying a guard's naked body while you are naked. I got shot and died because of that.

10/10

Not much to say. This is a great game. Even after you play it like weeks, you still can enjoy it. Loud and stealth options are available. Stealth is really hard, but that's okay. Graphics are perfect, I think A.I. is good too. At least on Death Wish. Great skills, great gameplay. Good paydays. Whatever, just buy it and play it(my opinion, don't buy it for $29.99. Buy it when it's on a deal.).

The only thing that makes this game boring, is this: SO MUCH DLCs. Not the free ones. Overkill wants you to buy them so hard. You can see that in the game. COMMERCIALS. COMMERCIALS EVERYWHERE.

Anyways, it's a great game. If you don't buy it, you'll regret it. Maybe. I don't know, your call(buy it).