But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I also ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥" Omniscient looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "AND she sucked my ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥." An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed an Uber account and now I'm recruiting for Echo there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)

Many people always ask me how I was able to get into HackForums as a 16 year old who got banned 3 times on zypher. They think I got in because of my arena records, but no the key is the proxy.
As I sat in the HackForum Owner's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, Omniscient asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this forum?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child hacker, placed 1st in my state DDoS contest for three consecutive years, I can code in eight different languages not counting Java, play four different WoW servers, I skipped ranks challenger through duelist, and ended the season as Gladiator at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both ArenaTournament, and Molten." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of the board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. Omniscient says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for."