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(Yeah, aye) It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Aye, yuh) I have just one query (What's that?) Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh huh) The answer is clear.. It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Sprite, let's go)

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My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy

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this dood tbh plays lewd games

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Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 is 💦cummin💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa ♥♥♥♥🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be cummin down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas ♥♥♥♥🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆

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ALSO TO THAT GUY ON TWITTER WHO SCREENSHOTS ALL THESE MESSAGES, ♥♥♥♥ YOU LOSER ♥♥♥♥