"The world is like a ride [...] it goes up and down, round and round. It has thrills and chills and is very brightly colored ... and it is very loud."
Bill Hicks

Hastur has been a citizen of this world for quite a while now.
He is boring, stupid and uninspired but not alone anymore (yes that means married).

He is aware of his environment and performs minor tasks

...sort of.

in his 40ies/m/ger (INFP-A)