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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 8:06am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 11:27am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 9:44am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 8:46am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 6:42am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm



Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!