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Cameron
United States
This profile is NSFL -- Not Safe For Logan


Languishing Logan they called him,
For languishing was all he knew.
Pain and sorrow he courted,
For fortune was long overdue.

Logan’s plight did escape him,
Simple a man he was.
And against all those around him
Logan held a bitter grudge.

Logan’s father sustained him
And comrades righted his path.
But everywhere Logan wandered,
He could not escape God’s wrath.

So Logan devised a solution,
Simple a solution it was;
To those whom he was closest
Logan did bicker, fuss, and buzz.

Unbeknownst to Logan,
His hissy fit would not mend.
For the misery which ailed him
Came deep from within.
This profile is NSFL -- Not Safe For Logan


Languishing Logan they called him,
For languishing was all he knew.
Pain and sorrow he courted,
For fortune was long overdue.

Logan’s plight did escape him,
Simple a man he was.
And against all those around him
Logan held a bitter grudge.

Logan’s father sustained him
And comrades righted his path.
But everywhere Logan wandered,
He could not escape God’s wrath.

So Logan devised a solution,
Simple a solution it was;
To those whom he was closest
Logan did bicker, fuss, and buzz.

Unbeknownst to Logan,
His hissy fit would not mend.
For the misery which ailed him
Came deep from within.
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Protoindoeuropean 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:25pm 
It was a cold winter night, Kogan Lyle Pennedy was fast asleep. I stared through his window in sheer awe, adrenaline pulsing through my veins. This was it, I thought. This was the night Kogan received his just desserts, I began picking at the bolts latching his windows to the wall. Bit by bit, they slowly unlatched under the pressure of my phillips screwdriver. After hours (it was only 18 minutes), the window fell off and Kogan's bare form lay open for revenge. I unsheathed my knife and burst through the minute opening. Briefly I contemplated the consequences of my impending actions, before I set to work. After careful application of the lidocaine solution, I began carefully gnawing at Kogan'ss testicles with my stainless steel Norelco boxcutter.
Protoindoeuropean 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:25pm 
As my work came close to completion, Kogan awoke in a hazy fever. "ROBERT, ROBERT, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME" he moaned in agony as he immediately returned to his dormant vigil. "how qu*er" I thought to myself, as I continued in my divinely-ordained tasked. Kogan, fast asleep, could hardly notice the great folly I had just inflicted upon him. I darted out the opening in the wall and into my 2019 G 63 AMG Mercedes G-Wagon and sped off to my humble abode (a 5500 sq ft. mansion in Nichols Hill). In my pocket was my hard-earned prize. The following morning, Kogan awoke in mortal terror. He checked his monitor screen. On the Steam Client Webhelper.exe, he noticed a fateful message: "stole your balls, regard" from Fart School Graduate. It was just as he had feared. The Seannic (dwarf) soldiers rallied, the drums of war beat with irate fury, the battle of aeons had just begun.
Tundra 4 Aug, 2019 @ 5:18pm 
E B O N I C S
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