The Parfait
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People always ask me why they call me "The Drink"
Well, here's what happened
Basically, I came back from the future
And Frieza was waiting for me
And this ♥♥♥♥♥ said:

[Verse 1: Frieza & Vegeta]
You think you the drink, ♥♥♥♥♥?
You're not even the cup (Grrra)
This ♥♥♥♥♥ got a middle part (Grrra)
With a low taper and and—
This ♥♥♥♥♥'s the drink
This ♥♥♥♥♥'s liquidity
He can't be a solid

[Verse 2: Trunks & Frieza]
♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me the drink
They call him the what?
When I was a kid
♥♥♥♥♥♥ called me the juice box
But now I'm the drink
They call him the what?
A beverage of sorts?
Vegеta's the cup
Because hе is my father

[Verse 3: Vegeta]
My son is the drink
I am the cup
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
They call me the cup
When my son was a kid
♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at his liquidity and at his rizz
Don't tell me that ♥♥♥♥ isn't skibidi
We in the club poppin bottles like 50
No cent, it's 50 thou
Why all these ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ running they mouth?
Like—

[Verse 4: Frieza]
They call him the what? (Freezy Pop okay)
(Okay monkey)
They call him the what?
♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me the parfait
Cuz I'm sweet in the cut
Can you suck on my what?
Can I call you the slut?
Bald ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I have a taste for
You just have to look at my past
Some bomb toppy I crave for
Although you wouldn't last
I miss you

[Verse 5: Krillin]
Uhhhhh, I don't know about that
Ginyu's dead, so I'm smokin' a pack
This ♥♥♥♥♥ frieza think he's really him
He must be smoking on crack

[Verse 6: Trunks & Frieza]
They call him the what?
♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me the drink
I'm a rich ♥♥♥♥♥ paid, so she wanted to link
♥♥♥♥ you know about that?
This ♥♥♥♥♥ gay, you could call him the twink
♥♥♥♥♥, my pockets ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fat
Put a scope on a K cuz it's one of my kinks

[Verse 7: Vegeta]
Frieza you're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' scrub
♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me the cup and I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
Frieza what the ♥♥♥♥ is up?
You be smoking on crack, I be smoking on dubs

[Outro: Trunks]
♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me the drink...
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The Cup 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47pm 
+rep beat me half to death with his giant pp before proceeding to bang my mother and become my new father. Very cool
The Drink 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:55pm 
+rep Nice ♥♥♥♥
meowiiijuana 27 Jan, 2019 @ 7:20pm 
hey its ur boy top ramen
Nobedient 16 Mar, 2016 @ 7:19am 
forgot who this is.... Eh +rep anyway cause why the ♥♥♥♥ not?
mR_Red 23 Jun, 2015 @ 10:06pm 
+rep ; came into my house with a sledge hammer, broke every single peice of furniture, then leaped out of a window where he then proceeded to crawl away because he broke his feet 10/10 landing.