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Tehran, Islamic Republic of Iran 
📒 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 🎽 * ⛳ * 🥞 * 💃 * 🎫 * 🚗 * 🥗 * 🚘 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 🎄 * 🐠 * 🎁
ㅤ* Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.
ㅤ* A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said "We serve breakfast at any time", so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.
ㅤ* I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
🍧 * 🌸 * 👑 * 🥒 * 🏓 * 🎍 * 🍆 * 💛 * 🍖 * 🐟 * 🥒 * 📀 * 📘 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 💗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!