Recent reviews by Skullduggers

Seriously, this is a fantastic game. The graphics are top-notch for a decade old shooter, the game-play is intense, and the sheer scale of the battles is truly impressive. It's like a never-ending orgy of death and destruction.

But let's not forget about the various classes you can play as. Whether you're a sneaky infiltrator, a nimble light assault, or a heavily-armed heavy assault, there's a class for everyone. Plus, the customisation options are almost endless, so you can truly make your character your own.

On the glorious aircraft of Planetside 2. Let me tell you, these ladies are a sight to behold. They'll take you to heaven and back with their sleek designs and impressive capabilities.

Make no mistake, these beauties require some tender loving care if you want to get the most out of them. Treat your plane like you would your lover, with respect and attentiveness. Give her a good polish, keep her engines running smoothly, and never neglect her needs.

But be warned, my friends. These aircraft are not just mere machines - they are living, breathing beings, with a will of their own. Handle them with care, and they will reward you with unmatched aerial superiority. But neglect them, or treat them harshly, and they may turn against you in the most treacherous of ways.

Overall, the aircraft are truly magnificent creations. They'll take you to the heights of ecstasy, and back to the depths of despair. But if you show them the love and respect they deserve, they'll carry you to victory time and time again.

But the real star of the show, in my humble opinion, is the tank cannon. Those things are like giant, fiery lovers, eager to unleash their fury upon the battlefield. And let me tell you, nothing gets me more excited than the sound of a well oiled tank cannon firing. It's like, "Whoosh! Take that, you silly little bugger!" The feeling of unleashing a barrage of shells from your trusty tank cannon is absolutely exhilarating. It's like being in the midst of a wild and passionate love affair, with the enemy vehicles as your willing participants.

This game is not for the faint of heart. It's intense, it's chaotic, and it's downright sexy. So strap on your combat boots, grab your favourite weapon, and prepare to enter the fray. Trust me, you won't regret it. I give it two thumbs up and a big, juicy kiss. Until next time, this is Skullduggers signing off.