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TOO HARD 4 ME

PASS THE WHISKEY

Germany started worshipping Satan in 3400 BC in my game. I proceeded to invade Brazil for a single tile of iron. The war lasted 500 years.
10 out of 10 realism.

Its was like any other night.
I was silently praying to GabeN in my room when suddenly FaZe came in.
"Hand over all your skins, noob!" they shouted, kicking me as they smashing my MLG hardcore 2 GTX Titan Z Intel I7 5690k 5 GHz gaming computer.
Suddenly, a light came into my room. It was GabeN! The FaZe nerds suddenly gasped and grasped their throats, choking on the light of GabeN.
I went to my knees in front of GabeN, praying to him and thanking him for saving me.
"No, thank you." GabeN said.
I was confused. Why would he thank me?
"You're the only person who has never say Half Life 3 confirmed." he replied.
I was gasping. There is something I had to do.
"Half Life 3..." I said before GabeN ripped out my head and replaced it with a StatTrak M4A1-S. Thank you, GabeN. I am now a talking gun.

I don't have it but it seems fun

I don't know what it's 4.

Yes.

Beautiful.

CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE, MILORD

You will cry. Buy it.