Harlod
Harold   Layton, Utah, United States
 
 
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. - Emo Philips
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Harlod 22 mar, 2023 @ 12:37 
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day." - Emo Philips
Harlod 17 okt, 2019 @ 9:25 
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
Harlod 22 okt, 2018 @ 10:15 
"My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Harlod 24 nov, 2009 @ 12:19 
Be the change you want to see in the world...