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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:32am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:04pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:46am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:08pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:21am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:14am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:21pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:25pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:17am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:23pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:43pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:03pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:43pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:21pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:19pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:18am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:36pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:20am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:28pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:25pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:22pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:03pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:41pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:45pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:07pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:55pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:55pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:13pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:38pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:02pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:49pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:21pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:46pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:14pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:45pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:15pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:44pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:06pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:07pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:02pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:50pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:43pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:35pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:21pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:45pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:21pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:52pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:41pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:45pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:26pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:02am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:39pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:18am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:28pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:15pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:42pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:44pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:22pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:43pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked