If War Thunder has a million fans, then I am one of them. If War Thunder has ten fans, then I am one of them. If War Thunder has only one fan then that is me. If War Thunder has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against War Thunder, then I am against the world.




1. Snail 3:16 - For Gaijin🙏 so loved the world that he gave his one and only Snail🐌, that whoever believes in him shall not get missile spammed but have eternal premium account🙏

2. Gaijin 29:11 - For I know the premiums I have for you,” declares the SNAIL🐌, “plans to get to top tier and not to make you rage quit, plans to give you premium account and premium plane🐌

3. Gaijin 8:28 - And we know that in all things Gaijin works for the good of those who love the Snail🐌, who have been called according to his purpose.

4. War Thunder 6:13 – Put on the full armor of Gaijin🐌, so that you can withstand the bots in Arcade and the spawn campers in Ground RB. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against enemy CAS at 9.3.

5. Economy 4:22 – The Snail🐌 is my supplier; I shall not grind. He makes me lie down in premium lobbies, He leads me beside smooth servers, He restores my win rate🙏.

6. Grindations 5:7 – We walk by SL, not by RP. For the path to Rank VIII is narrow, and few there are who can afford it without premium🐌.

7. Devs 13:1 – If I speak in the tongues of sweaty tryhards and have not the Snail, I am but a crashing server and clanging chat ban. But with the Snail, I have ammo racks and divine overpressure.

8. Queue 9:45 – Be still and know that Gaijin🐌 is matchmaking. Though the queue time tarries, wait for it, for it will surely come at the worst BR spread.

9. Shell 7:77 – Blessed are those who aim center mass, for they shall inherit the one-shot kill. But woe to those who bounce – for they shall taste the salt of despair.

10. Gaijin 3:50 – Behold, I stand at the hangar and knock; if anyone hears My update and opens the launcher, I will come in and balance their favorite vehicle.


Chinese eat my dogs so i will order more stuff off of shein