Rated R for Retarded

I'm standing on top of the mountain; I'm not hiding inside of a building, inside of a room. I'm standing on top of the mountain shooting and killing everyone. EVERYONE!

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton.

When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure".

"When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?" - Dwight K. Shroot