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256.6 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
The best game I have played in YEARS. My expectations were high. Like hype train high.

My expectations were EXCEEDED.

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5/4/2024

Review Edit: Since the announcement of a PSN Requirement being reinstated and 2/3rd of the world being locked out of the game after they purchased it. I am changing my review until such a time Sony has reverted their decision on this matter. Everyone Dives or Nobody dives.

Ukranian's who purchased the game while on the lsit of countries allowed to create a PSN can only do so if they have a PS5.

PC Gamers stand together and shut this down. No more bending over backwards for corporations. Do not let them take an inch. Every inch is 1 step closer to subscription services to access their games.

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Review edit update: As of 5/6/2024 Sony has announced PSN is no longer going to be required for the game. Major order completed. For FREEDOM!
Posted 9 February, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
100.0 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Listen. Do i need to tell you that this game is amazing or do the other 60,000+ Reviews speak for themselves. This thing will run on pretty much anything. It's controls are pretty solid. Remember how it felt to first play Minecraft. You start at 8 pm and suddenly it's 5 am. You don't know what happened to your time. It's just gone. This game feels just like that.
Posted 19 February, 2021.
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9.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
10/10 Anime Mech game. My group of Friends and I love it already.
Posted 5 November, 2020.
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20.6 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
It's pretty fun even with randoms!
Posted 21 August, 2020.
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4.3 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Fun Chill game for people who want to play casually without much difficulty. Feels good to play.
Posted 23 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
111.6 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Buggy, But does it matter? No. No it doesn't matter
Posted 6 April, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
83.9 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
It's fun.
Posted 5 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
90.3 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
❤ Audience ❤
☐ Beginner
☐ Casual Gamer
☑ Normal Gamer
☐ Expert

☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

♬ Music ♬
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Easy
☐ Average
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Unfair

§ Bugs §
☐ Bugs destroy the game
☐ Lots of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing encountered

☯ Story ☯
☐ There is none
☐ Bad
☑ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☐ Challenging
☑ Grindy

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [if you focus on the main story]
☐ Long (40-60 hours) [if you complete everything]
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)
☑ Infinite

$ Price / Quality $
☐ Full price
☑ Full Price if you can spare it
☐ Wait for Sale
☐ Don't buy
☐ Refund it if you can

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Notes:
There are a small amount of Crashes,
Queue times are long but that is due to how many people are playing more servers are being added.
Reasoning behind Full Price if you can spare it: It's not like you'll die if you don't get it. When you get the money and can spare it, pick up the game. Being behind isn't a bad thing. You may not get the land you want. But the economy will be stable, the guides will be out, and plenty of people will be able to mentor you.
Posted 21 October, 2019. Last edited 21 October, 2019.
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166.7 hrs on record (33.5 hrs at review time)
Play the game. It's fun.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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632 people found this review helpful
144 people found this review funny
26.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Thoughts}---
Mordhau is a beautiful game. New players and veteran players a like will find themselves equal on the field of battle. The combat system is superb and rewarding. The Server Problems have been since fixed. The game is fun and worth every cent I paid.
Posted 29 April, 2019. Last edited 7 May, 2019.
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